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CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Rocco, a close friend from footy who manages to remain one of the most popular members of the club despite his religious disdain for the lifestyle of many of his teammates, hasn't been reading the news. That's what he reckons. When asked by several blokes at training if he's been reading the news, Rocco says he hasn't. In fact, Rocco...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT With our Federal Government once again tasked with rolling out a slightly logistical programme that requires clear messaging and engagement with the Australian population, there is very little confidence that things will go as smoothly. In fact, Australians say the only thing they have confidence in right now is Scotty From Marketing's ability to fuck up tonight's census. Australia's...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Premier has today warned residents of Byron Bay that now is not the time to get experimental with their approach to medicine. As of last night, Byron Shire, Richmond Valley, Lismore and the Ballina Shire are now subject to stay-at-home orders until at least August 17 after an active case was reported in the Northern Rivers...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Maroubra woman, Mary Macey (33) has today returned to reality, after a glorious fortnight of finding herself heavily emotionally invested in different sporting events that she only thinks about every 4 years. As a locked down hairdresser, currently living off the pitiful disaster payments that her accountant has taken two weeks trying to figure out, the embattled young...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives him an excuse to avoid his two best mates. This comes after the news that the PM's close personal confidante and the founder of the Hillsong Church Brian Houston has been charged with concealing evidence related to the alleged child sex crimes committed...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus of $4000 for every bun that popped out of their oven, says the idea of a jab cash incentive just doesn't make sense. The Morrison Government, which is still stacked with several architects of the infamous 'baby bonus' have been quick to...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that lockdowns are actually very effective at stopping the spread of community transmissions, and that it's very important to take them seriously. Yesterday, Victoria recorded 29 new active cases - today they recorded 19. After less than a week of enjoying freedom, the...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have warned people not to “jump to conclusions” and assume a 38-year-old man who died with blood clots developed them due to opening his Census form that arrived in the mailbox last night.. The man died this afternoon, after opening his mailbox earlier this morning. Australian...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed a $300 cash bonus for Australians who have received both jabs by December 1. Despite the government's hysterical criticism towards an idea that gives money to working people instead of tax-dodging multinationals, the only Labor policy to to reported by the media...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT YOU KNOW ME, WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN SHORT: As more and more of his close associates get charged for either committing or the concealing evidence of sex crimes by the day, Scotty From Marketing is starting to think giving working Australians a bit of free cash might result in the good press he so desperately needs. The...