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In a real coming of age story from our very own Betoota Heights, Andrew Bencic has found his voice this afternoon.
After years of enjoying that prosperity that comes with being a Quiet Australian, Bencic finally decided to change his tune today, after being personally affected by an issue.
Like many apathetic Australians and residents in Western countries, Bencic has always maintained the attitude that he doesn’t care about issues that don’t affect him – so as a stay at home son whose parents funded his full-time university study, social security was never something he believed in.
Until now.
After being informed that he would be no longer paid by the company he worked for, the young soon to be wed man decided that he would change his tune and ‘put his hand out’ like the rest of the people no longer known as dole bludgers until this thing blows over.
“This is fucked, you know how hard they’ve made this fucking process,” yelled the angry man whose finally decided that Centrelink isn’t that bad a thing now that he needs it.
“I’ve been on hold for three fucking hours,” explained Bencic who conveniently won’t be referring to himself as a leaner during this trying time.
“Citizens of this country shouldn’t be treated like this. Honestly.”
“It’s disgraceful,” continued the man set to take the whole coronavirus thing a bit more seriously now that he’s had his quality of life impacted.
“I might try and join one of those Unions aye.”
He then hung up after hearing a minor blip in the Mozart he was being treated to.
