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While most people are using the Covid-lockdown period as a time to save money and reassess their spending habits, a Betoota Sounds man has a growing concern about his girlfriend as she is doing the complete opposite.

According to Simon May, his girlfriend Matilda Swan (26) had over four different packages arrive this week, some of which were going out dresses and high heels.

“I don’t understand why she is still buying this shit”

“Where is she going to wear it? To the couch?”

“I think she has a problem, hey”

While Simon thinks Matilda has a shopping addiction, Matilda explains that she more likely has a bargain addiction.

“Have you seen how many sales there are at the moment?”

“Honestly, you’d be mad not to shop”

“Do you hate saving money? I saved $80 on this dress – it was $280 and I got it for $200, that’s a bargain.”

Matilda’s rationalisation might sound, but Simon thinks it’s completely stupid.

“If you didn’t buy the dress at all you would save $200! Oh my god, you’ve got a problem”

More to come.

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