"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner
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Shit Local Pub Makes Up For Awful Counter Meals With $6 Schooeys Until First Try Yeeewwwwww
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local pub is expected to receive a Canstar Award for outstanding value this
Local Coward Bores Mates With 10 Minute Explanation About Why He Doesn’t Go For The State He Was Born In
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local coward is on the back foot today as he tries to justify
Joey Scribbling On Smartboard Like Watching Michelangelo Paint The Sistine Chapel
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In culture and arts news, Channel 9 have made a brave sidestep away from
Queenslander Stunned That HR Would Accuse Him Of Homophobia For Simply Telling An Office Full Of Blues Fans To Suck His Cock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "No but I didn't mean it like a bad thing" argues Queenslander
Unemployed Boyfriend Did The Dumbest Shit Ever While You Were At Work And Thinks It's Quite Productive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A charming yet ultimately useless boyfriend has today nonchalantly responded to questions about what the fuck
Liberal Party Members Call For The Return Of Peta's Angels: Full Throttle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Never before has it appeared more likely that the Liberal Party of Australia will not live
Teals In Talks To Form New Political Party 'Like The Liberals But Not Fucked In The Head From Sky News'
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Independent MPs, that now represent the Liberal Party's once safest urban electorates, are
Australian Man Begins Week With Renewed Hatred For Paparazzi Tabloid Scum After Watching Kylie Doco
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota-based property valuer, Graham Crumsley (43) has had his long-held hatred of the tabloid
Angus Taylor Reminds Colleagues That It Will Be Hard To Win Elections If They Keep Publicly Saying What Races Of People They Don't Like
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the last two Federal Elections, the Liberal Party's post-mortem reviews have been
Gen-X Stoner Enraged The Official Top 50 Aussie Movies List Didn’t Include The Modern Classic, Fat Pizza
KEITH T. DENNET | South | CONTACT In entertainment news, a man who used to smoke three bongs a day is demanding
NSW Blues Keep Joey Johns Under Armed Guard Like A White Rhino Because He's The Last Bloke Down South Who Gets Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Another State Of Origin series, another valiant effort from the people NSW who are now just
Hot Water Bottle And Cuppa Found To Be The Girlfriend Version Of 5 Guinness Pints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the fresher months roll around, wives and girlfriends across Australia are currently relishing in their