Teals In Talks To Form New Political Party 'Like The Liberals But Not Fucked In The Head From Sky News'

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The Independent MPs, that now represent the Liberal Party's once safest urban electorates, are reportedly discussing the possibility of forming a new party.

These MPs are nicknamed 'the Teals' - named after the greenish-blue colour they use, and the combination of their traditionally Liberal fiscal economic policies and Greenie environmentalism.

Independent MPs Zali Steggall, Allegra Spender and David Pocock have confirmed they are in conversations about a potential party of independents, after noticing that the Labor Government has absolutely zero political opposition because the Liberal Party are extremely shit and have just lost a rural heartland seat to One Nation.

The Farrer By-Election marks the first time the Liberals have had their vote erroded 'from the right'.

Prior to this, it was happening in their more moderate electorates.

This comes after the 'Teals' crushed the Coalition in two back-to-back Federal Elections by simply campaigning as normal Liberals who were women.

It also helps that they don't seems to think that climate change is a homosexual conspiracy created by a deep state of billionaires who want to oppress the poor and defenceless resources sector with far-left propaganda and made up scientific findings about how burning fossil fuels at an accelerating rate for over 200 years might no be that good for the environment.

The new party would look a lot like the Liberal Party used to, before they destroyed themselves by chasing brainrot sugar hits with social media and right-wing shock jocks, which ultimately resulted in them burning through three Prime Ministers in less than four terms in government.

While former Liberal Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull claims to have no involvement in this potential new party, he says there is a gaping hole in Australian politics left wide open by a detached Coalition who are convinced that the average Australian voter agrees with the deranged ramblings of shiraz-toothed far-right conspiracists on the Murdoch-owned TV channel.

Meanwhile, the Labor Party is free to tax the wealth of property investors and the business community who remain comically unrepresented at a political level, because the party that they traditionally relied on cannot get their heads around the concept of letting women vote, let alone pre-selecting them as candidates.

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