Local Coward Bores Mates With 10 Minute Explanation About Why He Doesn’t Go For The State He Was Born In

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

A local coward is on the back foot today as he tries to justify a heinous display of spinelessness.

This story comes and 34 year Port Macquarie dribbler Greg Kite attempts to explain to his mates why he aligns himself with Queensland.

Despite being born in NSW, playing one year of Under 10’s footy for the Port Mac Sharks, and also currently living in NSW, Greg is feverishly concocting some bullshit story this week about how his lineage can be linked back to Queensland.

Sitting down for some pre-game jars this afternoon at the Settlers Inn, Greg’s so called “passion” for Queensland was evident in the fact he was wearing a pissy little maroon scarf, which he’d obviously just bought from Best & Less only hours before.

“What’s this crap” piped up Greg’s mate Brent, who goes for the state he was born in because he has dignity and proper levels of respect for himself.

“Aha nah nah, I go for Queensland aye, always have…” dribbled Greg, as he tried to puff his chest out like he had anything to do with the 8-in-a-row.

“Mum was born in Toowoomba… and ahhh, my Dad worked in Mt Isa for a bit there.” 

“Oh and I’ve got some cousins living up near Rockhampton…” Greg added, as if that changes bloody anything.

Diagnosed with a severe case of cowardice, Greg is one of a handful of NSW born Queensland fans, who grew up watching the eight years of Maroon dominance between 2006 to 2013, and can’t help but align himself with the statistically more successful state.

And given he’s the type of gutless sports fan who pledges his allegiance to teams simply because they're in vogue, it appears Greg just tacks himself onto the arse end of Wallangarra whenever it suits him.

“That’s filth mate,” replied Brett, shaking his head into his schooner glass.

“Honestly, grow up!”.