Donald Trump’s 2024 Presidential Campaign is in full swing, despite the fact that he is now the first former United States president to be convicted of felony crimes.

A New York jury has found him guilty of all thirty charges that stem from falsifying business records in a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 election through hush money payments to a porn star who said the two had sex while his wife was pregnant.

While these charges could prove as little of a hurdle as the leaked ‘grab them’ audio that became worldwide news in the midst of his 2016 campaign, there still remains the possibility that Trump could be actually sent to prison at 77-years-of-age.

At the very minimum, the former President could be sentenced to stringent probation conditions – However, the charges carry with them a maximum of 4 years prison.

Trump is expected to quickly appeal the verdict and delay his next court proceedings until after the election. Either way, this conviction weill be hanging over his head on the campaign trail.

Meanwhile, the lifelong Secret Service detail that he is afforded as a former President are preparing for the worst – as Federal personnel meets with corrections staff at New York’s infamous Rikers Island.

However, Trump’s expert campaign trail are not taking a backwards step, and seem to be even embracing his newfound ‘underdog status’ as a convicted felon.

Preparations are now madly underway for Donald Trump’s next rally in the yard of Rikers Island, which could possibly be the only location that he is allowed to campaign for the foreseeable future.

It is not yet certain if the different prison gangs who make up the rich cultural tapestry of Rikers Island prison yard have been paid off, in the same way Stormy Daniels was paid off, but it seems that Trump’s campaign staff have been allowed to set up a stage and boom mics without any drama.

Trump’s first order of business is to put an end to the Latino Kings taking jobs from hardworking Skinheads and Crips in the Rikers Island laundry and kitchen.



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