Turnbull Finally Passes Pub Test Claiming Victory In Local Trivia Night

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has passed the pub test for the first time after claiming victory in a Seinfeld-themed trivia night.

Mr Turnbull is visiting our urbane desert community this week as part of his own Eat, Pray, Malcolm tour across Australia ahead the release of his hotly-anticipated memoir later this year.

With local friends in tow (which included the likes of local cattle baron Jack Pearson, Mayor Keith Carton and pub tsar Oliver Dadcash), Mr Turnbull was spotted at The Dickless Parrot last night where the quartet dined and enjoyed a game of trivia under the team name ‘The Ineligible Duttons’.

Much to the surprise of other teams, Turnbull et al came out on top, winning by an impressive margin over the other teams.

However, at least one team has come out this morning and accused Mr Turnbull of taking a number of runs to the loo, where one is free to look up answers on their phone.

That same person’s body was found in a suitcase this morning in a truck stop disabled toilet on the Betoota City Limits.

Police are not treating the person’s death as suspicious.

The Advocate has decided not to contact Mr Turnbull’s office for comment on the trivia night win.

More to come.