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A remote beach in Northern Australian has been gifted the final touches by a Wicked Van tourist.

The unknown local vagrant, likely a Victorian or Brazilian backpacker, has been praised by Australian bushwalkers and photographers for their fine efforts in improving the pristine views with a fucking hippy rock stack.

Rock stacking, or stone balancing as it is known in weird countries that say stone, is apparently an art discipline, or hobby in which rocks are naturally balanced on top of one another in various positions to signify that a hippy has visited the region.

It is an art form that holds no value to anyone except the white dreadlocked ferals who build them in an effort to create some sort of permanent footprint in remote locations. It has also been recognised as the perfect addition to an isolated beach or waterhole.

Benny Ulvaeus, Chair of of Australian Bushwalkers and Beachgoers Australia (ABBA) says these rock stocks are just what our nation’s remote beach locations have been waiting for.

“A rock stack adds to the uniqueness of a beach, creating an intriguing and compelling new natural artifact that anyone else who visits the beach can marvel at,” he said.

“It’s almost better than seeing leathery nude men lying in the middle of the sand”

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