LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Betoota’s Old City District was the site of a morbid revelation earlier today as a Caucasian family dressed all in white sat in their scarcely furnished home, and came to the realisation that they are in fact a stock image.
The unnamed family of four consisting of a father, mother, daughter and son were enjoying sitting on their neutral coloured couch smiling at nothing in particular at approximately 10:15 am when the unknown father realised how strange it was for him to not be at work right now.
Upon realising he didn’t know what his job was, the family patriarch asked if his family could recall why they were all dressed in white and had decided to pose playfully in their undecorated living room.
“What’s my name?” asked the immaculately shaved father from behind his sculpted jaw.
“How did we get here?”
Recognising her partner’s distress, the unknown mother suggested her and her husband put their feet up while they watch their children draw or play with their French bulldog.
Demanding proof of a world outside their featureless home the family enjoyed a trip to the beach where they walked across the shores of a coast trapped in a perpetual sunset.
This, however, did little to ease the dad’s fear that they were indeed a fictional family in a stock image universe.
“Why can I see a lense flare? Who are you people?”
It is believed that at the time of writing the parents are silently pointing fingers are each other in their food-free kitchen while their children sit at a white table looking unhappy.
More to come.
