ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has laughed off suggestion that they’ve rushed through the spicy flu jab, telling journalists today in London that he’s taken the recently-greenlit innoculation and he feels “fighting fit”.

Speaking to the media, Mr Johnson attempted to ignore the blood trickling from his ears, eyes and mouth.

“I will answer the next question as long as it’s not about my bleeding. I often bleed like this when I’m tired,” he said.

“No, we haven’t rushed this flu jab. I’ve had it myself,”

“I wouldn’t expect any British citizen to have it unless I had it first. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I feel I have to lie down.”

More to come.


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here