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Report: Vodafone Users Probably Wouldn’t Have Even Noticed The Outage If It Wasn’t Announced

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Vodafone is this morning experiencing a mass network outage affecting millions of Australians.  The disturbance, which

Randwick Council Honestly Believes New Parking Meters Would Last Longer Than A Week In Maroubra

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been hilarious scenes in Sydney's South-Eastern beaches this week, as Randwick

Pauline Excited To Get A Free Spaceship After Close Friend Gina Rinehart Purchases $1B Share In SpaceX

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Australia’s richest person, Gina Rinehart, has purchased a $1 Billion share in Elon Musk’s

New Data Reveals Spike In Number Of Australian Households Where Mum Is The Primary Spider-Killer

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A new report from Betoota University indicates spider-killing duties are befalling an unprecedented number of

Younger Australians Confused As To How Their Parents Didn't Find This Guy Extremely Sus

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Younger Australians are scratching their heads after watching the recent Rolf Harris documentary on ABC. "

"Pffft $1.6m Isn't Even Lunch" Taylor Scoffs At One Nation's Pathetic Fundraising Effort

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Angus Taylor has been reminded this week that no matter how much

Local Journalist Breaks The Mould By Not Having Staunch Labor Voting School Teachers As Parents

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A crack news reporter based Betoota's youthful French Quarter has this week revealed an

Barbeques Galore Goes Under Due To Nobody Having Any Money Anymore Let Alone A Backyard

Opponents Of Victoria's Premier Seem To Have Forgotten What Happened The Last Time The W-Word Was Thrown Around

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has this week been targeted by a shocking and largely unoriginal advertising

Explosive And Completely Unexpected Allegations That MAFS Might Actually Be Fucked Up And Toxic

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia has been rocked by completely unanticipated news overnight. It is being alleged that Australia'

Report Finds The Winter Blues End The Moment The Mandarins Arrive

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once again, Australians right around the country are remembering how cold it gets in this country.

Barnaby Takes Pro-Life Politics To A New Level And Starts Poking Holes In Condoms At The Guyra Servo

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's greatest political headline generators has today surprisingly tried to fly