Barnaby Takes Pro-Life Politics To A New Level And Starts Poking Holes In Condoms At The Guyra Servo

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One of the nation's greatest political headline generators has today surprisingly tried to fly under the radar.

Barnaby Joyce, Pauline Hanson's newest boy toy, has raised eyebrows after being spotted lingering around a servo in the New England.

Fresh off the back of rocking up to an anti-abortion protest in Sydney, the man with noted family values has allegedly taken his 'pro-life' stance even further.

The bloke who loves family values so much he had two of them, is reported to have spent a period of time fucking around with the condoms in the store.

"Yeah, he was acting real suss," said a local constituent who asked to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals.

"And then I saw him grabbing a box of condoms."

"I was like oh god, what's the big rooter up to."

"And then I was really shocked to watch him slowly pull out a sewing needle and poke it through the whole box of dommies."

"And then every single other box in the rack."

The concerned citizen said he then watched Barnaby walk out, before reporting the incident to the servo attendant.

"I mean, I know he's pro-life, but geez that's taking it to another level."

Barnaby was contacted for comment but has yet to respond.

More to come.