"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Dubbo's Richest Man, Thirsty Merc's Former Drummer, Revealed As Owner Of Town's First Multi-Story Penthouse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the No 1 Church Street tower nears completion this week, the mysterious owner
Not One English Football Fan On Planet Earth Confident Enough To Start Singing It's Coming Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most tortured and superstitious sporting fan base on planet Earth are keeping eerily quiet today,
Albo Now Bunking With Toto After Finally Offering Honest Answer To A Question
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been asked this week by his chief of staff if
Road Tolls Increase Nationally This Week Because Fuck You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In less develop parts of the nation this week, toll roads have increased in
Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
This Young Man Will Lead Us To World Cup Glory In This Lifetime
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Lucas Herrington has made history as the youngest starter the Socceroos have ever fielded at a
Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
"Fuck The Piss Here Is Cheap" Sydneysider Says Of Felons
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man visiting the Smart State this week for business has been pleasantly
Victorians Kinda Okay With CFMEU Bikies Constructing Airport Rail Link As Long As It's Done Before 2030
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A recent poll conducted by the University of Betoota has provided some relief for the Victorian
Dai Le MP Says Bob Katter Has Assured Her That He Can Summon Over 10,000 Heavily Armed North Queenslanders In Less Than 24 Hours If The Treasonous Hansonites Attempt To Deport Her Or Any Of Her Constituents From Their
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Homes In Western Sydney's Historic Vietnamese Belt As A Calculated Political Decoy That Distracts
Australian Media Landscape So Damaged By Foreign Owned Tech Platforms That Grown Politicians Must Dance Like Clowns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Some of Australia's most important Federal Ministries now answer to grown men who are
Australia Unsure How To Feel About Going Into A Knock Out Game We Can Actually Win
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The entire nation is still unsure how to feel about going into a World Cup knock