"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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One Nation's Collapse Converges With NAIDOC And Origin Decider In A Massive Week For The Murris
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According the last two Roy Morgan voter surveys, the far-right minor party of One Nation
Jim Chalmers Set To Meet With Pam The Bird To Discuss Tax Reform
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Police have spent the early hours of this morning engaged in a tense standoff with the
America's Global Standing Now So Poor That Entire World Celebrates Their Loss To History’s Most Barbaric Colonisers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The increasing lack of international support shown towards the United States was on full display today,
Donald Trump Demands FIFA Overturn American Loss To Belgium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the home of the brave and the land of the free come to terms to
Belgian Icon Tin Tin Goes To Guantanamo Bay After Celebrating Belgium's Early Goal In Seattle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a developing story from the United States of America, a fabled literary figure is facing
'You Can't Say Anything Any More' Crowd Now Outraged By PM Saying Kylie Minogue Is A Good Sort
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same media voices who champion political incorrectness as the last bastion of Australian larrikinism have
Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
World Apparently Shocked That A FIFA Tournament In Trump’s America Could Be Susceptible To Cronyism And Corruption
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sporting world is today apparently acting as if it has just learnt that FIFA might
Laurie Daley Fires Up The Blues With Day Trip To Tweed Regional Gallery and Shambhala Gardens
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In news fresh out of Blues camp, the NSW side are feeling extra fired
Taylor Swift Makes Her Way Down The Aisle On Private Jet
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The extremely kind and selfless billionaire Taylor Swift has wed NFL star Travis Kelce at New
"Well Then... Cup Of Tea?" Says Englishman On The Brink Of Nervous Breakdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota-based Pom is now focused on regulating his cortisol levels, as his heart rate
Fabled Hero Of English Football Delivers Stirring Pep Talk As Three Lions Take Lead Into Half-Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ageing Elijah Wood has arrived in Mexico today, as the English football coaching staff dig