Donald Trump Demands FIFA Overturn American Loss To Belgium

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As the home of the brave and the land of the free come to terms to fact once again that they are only good at winning sports only they play - the President has spat the dummy.

US President and FIFA Peace President Donald Trump has cornered the President of FIFA Gianni Infantino and demanded that he overturn the country's result against Belgium.

The tanty comes after the Belgians absolutely dusted the Yanks in Seattle this morning Australian time - bringing to an end months of hubris from the objectively shit 'soccer country.'

After labelling themselves favourites going into the game against perennial dark horses and underachievers - the Americans barely fired a shot.

This follows the absurd intervention from the President of America to get a red card ban overturned, in a nice bit of back scratching done in broad daylight.

However, the man who got his ban over turned barely fired a shot, with the Belgians cantering into the Quarter finals against the English.

4-1 hahahahahahahahahaha.

Better luck next time America.

Bye bye.