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Max Dabton was just minding his own business when his mate, Henry Wanksać, did the intellectual equivalent of spitting in someone’s face.

“Mate, you seen Colbert’s latest video?” asked a smug Wanksać, knowing full well that Dabton didn’t watch Colbert.

“Man, the way he talks about US policy is just incredible” 

Speaking with The Advocate after the intelligence assault, Dabton further explained why it was such a dick move from Wanksać.

“He knows I don’t watch Colbert’s show”

 “In fact, the only reason he watches it is because he’s trying to impress a chick”

“She said in front of both of us that she loves a guy who watches Colbert, it means he’s got a brain”

“He lied and said he watched it, I said I didn’t”

“Now every time he watches it, he fuckin’ asks me”

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is an American late-night talk show hosted by Stephen Colbert, which premiered on September 8, 2015. Since then it has become the top-rated late-night show in America, largely due to Colbert’s constant satire of US President, Donald Trump.

While viewers of the show won’t admit to thinking themselves better than everyone else, that’s just the reality of it.

More to come.

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