BOY MATH: After months of exhaustive research, evidence recovered by Betoota is shedding a light on the stark contrast between “Girl Math” and the impulsive nature of its rogue counterpart, “Boy Math.”

The hospitality lobby group, Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LITFAM), has confirmed that”Girl Math” operates within the realms of sensibility and financial caution in comparison to the wild and impulsive nature of “Boy Math,” particularly in the testosterone filled arena of the local watering hole.

Betoota was honoured a piss cutting legend who daylights as a local chippy was happy to share his wisdom on the subject.

“I won $5k on 3 dragons a few months ago. Was F****en unreal” exclaimed Nick Tucker.

Asked whether he thought he was a net winner on machines programmed to ensure that no regular player has any chance of coming out on top he sheepishly shrugged ‘probably about even mate…’

Ask a girl how much she spent on the pokies, and you’ll get a detailed breakdown.

Ask a boy and you’ll get a shrug and a clever one liner like ‘mate, you’ve gotta be in it to win it!’.

May the odds be ever in their favour.

More to come.


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