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A bloke who’s just made the switch to working in public relations has found himself quickly learning a lot about women, including their penchant for drinking out of stupidly sized water bottles, it’s reported.

Having worked mostly with blokes over his five year strong marketing career, Graham Stuart was surprised to discover the PR agency he applied to was all women, and that for once, he was the odd one out.

However, Graham has managed to find humour in being the sole male in the workplace, jokingly noting that he’s had to significantly upgrade his fashion sense.

“I own a blazer now”, says Graham, “and a keep cup.”

“I’m also considering splashing out on a leather satchel.”

When asked how he deals being the only bloke in the office, Graham admits there are a few drawbacks.

“Good thing is there’s never a line for the male bathroom.”

“But trying to get a glass of water in the morning is next to impossible.”

Graham explains that the office only has one tap with a ‘piss weak stream’, which means there’s usually a wait time of up to 45 minutes as every woman in the workplace fills up their 5L water bottles.

“Why are they so big!?”

“No wonder the girl’s bathroom is a nightmare.”

More to come.

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