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A bloke with a limited range of dance moves is gearing up to celebrate free love this evening, by allowing himself to indulge in a tiny amount of glitter.
Growing up in a Catholic family, former Castle Hill man Zach Oakley (28) had a childhood that generally restricted his exposure to George Michael and the wonders of musical theatre.
Besides being dragged to a RSL performance of ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Desert’ a few years ago by his girlfriend at the time, Zach admits he’s never really had much experience partying with the LGBTQI+ community.
However his shielded upbringing is reportedly getting thrown out the rainbow tinted window tonight, as Zach decides to finally let himself go wild with a smudge of glitter.
Sitting around an outdoor table at a pre-drinks party in Bondi, witnesses say Zach felt comfortable enough to ask a random party goer for some glam, after polishing off three UDL cans and a shot of Jäger.
Wearing a pair of tan chinos and a fruity coloured shirt, Zach decided it was time to get in the Mardi Gras mood with some sparkly unicorn dust.
“Hey, uhh, reckon I can have some of that glitter?” Zach gently asked a Newtown girl who was applying the finishing touches to her outfit with a glue gun.
“Maybe some of that gold stuff, just here?” he asked, pointing to his cheeks.
Squirming uncomfortably as the party random applied some sparkles to his face, Zach was cautious to not get too glammed up.
“Ahaha cool, don’t give me too much though yeah?”
“ I don’t want it all over my pillow tomorrow morning, haha.”
More to come.
