EFFIE BATEMAN Lifestyle Contact

A local woman has today come to the realisation that her man doesn’t actually love her as much as she thought he did, after his proposal proved he knows absolutely nothing about her.

Vesper Cohen [28] says what should have been a memorable occasion was instantly ruined when she spied the ring her boyfriend had chosen, but not because it wasn’t ‘expensive’ enough or didn’t have a big enough rock.

It’s because Vesper wouldn’t be seen DEAD wearing silver jewellery, nor would she ever fuck with a clear stone or a diamond cut.

“It sounds ridiculous”, she explains to The Advocate, “and I understand some people won’t get it.”

“But…I’ve never worn silver jewellery? All my earrings, necklaces and rings are gold.”

“I love colour and gemstones and vintage style.”

“I’ve got a signed poster of Stevie Nicks hanging on my bedroom wall, for Christ’s sake.”

Explaining that her colour chart means that silver tends to look washed out on her, the self confessed Pinterest girlie says she’s worried that her boyfriend’s complete and utter obliviousness to her preferences and interests might cause problems down the road.

“I’m starting to wonder if this man knows me at all?”

More to come.


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