Partygoers at a Betoota Downs house-warming have been treated to the antics of an unknown entity called ‘Sergio’ who as it turns out, is actually a pretty intense guy.
Aside from the intense personality, Sergio also matches the stereotype of everyone in the world ever named Sergio, by having a thick greasy ponytail.
First seen standing in the kitchen with his back against the sink,Sergio engaged in conversation with everyone who went to collect a drink from the fridge, staring deep into their eyes and asking why they chose that particular drink specifically, so he could talk about the fact he was drinking a Negroni before asking if they wanted a sip.
Throughout the constant line of questioning, Sergio was seen to have rolled the sleeve of his beige jumper up and down periodically to show his tattoos which he explained to anyone who looked at them that they were memorial pieces for his nonna and childhood pet.
“That’s their death dates,” explained Sergio to one partygoer who was just trying to get some water from the sink.
“In Roman Numerals because I’ve got Italian heritage.”
As the night continued, people began to steer clear of the kitchen in an attempt to avoid Sergio. However, that was ultimately short-lived as he made his way to the dance floor with the dark eyes of a bird of prey.
“I know a good one we should put on next.” he said, following a failed attempt to get everyone on the dancefloor.
Psyched by his collection of nu-metal, Sergio stepped out into the smoking area where he smoked an entire deck of Winfield reds while loudly explaining the details of his failed relationship to everyone walking past.
“She tried to use my thumb to open my phone while I was asleep. She was crazy mate, I think she’s in hospital now.”
Party host Mel (28) decided to end the party early when Sergio got off the phone and asked if it was ok if a group called ‘The Boys’ came around.
“Everybody get the fuck out now,” demanded Mel.
Following the exodus, Sergio attempted to inspire the displaced guests by demanding they come back to his place for kick-ons and a game of ‘Karaoke Roulette,’ an unknown activity of his own creation
Reports state every guest promptly declined even after Sergio asked each of them “why not?” with dark eyes that burrowed into the core of their soul
