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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that will appease Australia's Little Man Syndrome on the global stage, our navy has reportedly sent shock waves around the world. Following the viral success of the Australian Navy's Elite Twerk Division at the commissioning of HMAS Supply in Sydney, the French Foreign Legion is set to follow our lead. The huge news was announced...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after reports the Chinese military is relinquishing its claim to the South China Sea. That massive pressure valve release comes after the Chinese President Xi Jinping was shown videos of Australia's elite Twerk Division doing their thing. It's believed that after being shown footage of the dance routine at...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fabled author JK Rowling has criticised the new Trans Tasman bubble this afternoon just hours after it was announced, telling her Twitter followers that it's not a real, biological bubble. "There are bubbles that occur naturally in nature and then there are bubbles that are manufactured and I think these new bubbles created by man...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT To some, it seems as if you can’t say anything these days whether it’s about politics, sport, or women without fear of being ‘cancelled.’  In case your eyes and ears stopped working in 2017, ‘getting cancelled’ is a symptom of ‘cancel culture’ where ordinary people are punished with a public shunning in the form of a coordinated withdrawal of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Almost all restrictions on licensed venues around Australia have been pulled back today, just in time for one of the booziest days of the year. In New South Wales, residents can finally stand at the bar and enjoy a cold one - as the state government comes good on their promise to let the Irish go mad just in time...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Piers Morgan, the former host of Good Morning Britain has today fronted the press to assure everyone that he is not being fueled by hate and anger. Speaking this morning, after being hounded like a member of the Royal Family for a brief moment in time, the big sook said that calling Meghan a liar is a 'hill...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The figurehead of the British Royal Family has today officially commented on Harry and Meghan's bombshell interview with Oprah. In a statement released this morning Australian time, Queen Elizabeth repeated back what her scriptwriter told her to say, and explained that she was concerned and saddened to hear what the couple were alleging. Claiming that recollections may differ,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable to endure the backlash and criticism levelled at him for his comments in which he questioned Meghan Markle's claims of being driven to suicidal thoughts by the Royal Family. Storming off the show yesterday after copping a bit of his own medicine...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that we are treated to every quarter-century, those who remained on the fence are starting to pipe up. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have torn the lid off a culture of secrecy in an interview with Oprah Winfrey earlier this week - in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard work, after being left with now option but to estrange themselves from the Royal Family This comes after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry sat down with Oprah Winfrey in an interview on US network CBS, which aired in Australia last night. The Duchess...