Shane Warne Is Also Interested In Taking Mel McLaughlin Out For A Drink
6 January, 2016 17:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sources close to Australia's favourite sportsman of all time have confirmed that the King Of Spin has only just been made aware that there is an extremely hot chick who often features as a journalist during live coverage of Big Bash cricket matches.
It is believed Shane Warne was alerted to the existence of channel...
Chris Gayle Incident Encourages Other Women To Share Stories Of Meeting Charismatic Black Men
6 December, 2016 12:50
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In an explosive news week that has seen many high-profile Australian identities berated for sleazy interactions with the opposite sex, the famous, and noticeably black, BBL cricketing sensation Chris Gayle is definitely the most controversial.
Even more controversial than the two federal ministers who have admitted to misogynistic behaviour this week, Chris Gayle's misogyny is controversial...
Leaked photos of Chris Gayle’s enormous box reveal why he’s so confident
5 January, 2016. 11:30
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A HOBART-based baggage handler has been suspended pending an investigation following allegations he took photographs of the contents of Chris Gayle’s kit bag.
A Representative from the Transport Workers’ Union (TWU) has called the accusations “inflammatory” and “unfair” and has threatened strike action over the controversy.
This fresh controversy comes after the nation was stunned last year...
Bermuda’s Dwayne Leverock is Windies only hope of Sydney victory
29 December, 2015. 11:25
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE WINDIES SECRET WEAPON has been revealed.
Bermudan superstar Dwayne Leverock has arrived in the harbour city ahead of the third and final Test showdown against Australia in the New Year.
The ICC has made a special consideration in letting the man from the tiny island nation join the West Indian team because...
REPORT: If Jarryd Hayne scored a touchdown, internet would actually break
28 December, 2015. 15:35
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS released a report today detailing what would happen to the internet if Jarryd Hayne were to score a touchdown. Judging by the current spikes in Australian web traffic whenever the 27-year-old so much as touches the ball, experts are confident that the nation would implode in on itself...
Salim Mehajer Allegedly In Talks To Buy The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
15 December, 2015 10:45
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The man who made headlines earlier this year for the infamously lavish wedding that “put Auburn on the map” has been secretly trying to broker a deal that would render him as one of most powerful figures in Australian sports - and not everyone is happy about it.
The Advocate has been forwarded email correspondence that...
West Indies on Hobart: “we just want to get out of this shithole”
12 December, 2015. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE WEST INDIAN CRICKET TEAM say they just want to "get the fuck out of Hobart" after their surprisingly substandard performance against in the First Test against Australia. Attracting harsh criticism from both the Australian and Caribbean press, the team decided to throw the game just so they could retreat to somewhere...
7 Reasons Why Australian Sport Deserves More Funding Than The Arts
8 December, 2015 10:05
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Sports Commission is a Government agency responsible for providing strategic guidance, leadership and funding for all Australian sports that don't generate an income of their own.
Alongside their world-renowned training facility, The Australian Institute Of Sport, this ASC sits within the portfolio of Australia's Department Of Health - and has provided our proud nation with endless memories and champions...
Mike Tindall: “Bieber’s New Album Is Straight Fire”
27 November, 2015 14:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The former captain of England's national rugby union team, infamous hard-man, Mike Tindall, has spoken to The Betoota Advocate today about how Canadian pop icon Justin Bieber has finally won him over.
"It took a while... but this new album is straight fire. I'm a fuckin' Belieber, I have no shame in admitting that,"
Tindall (36),...
This Sun Has Got Some Fucking Bite, Says Nation’s Tradesmen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the mercury rising to upwards of forty degrees celsius in some Australian capital cities today, it has been confirmed that the entire nation's construction industry are fucking off it.
"Fuck this shit," say Jack Kennedy, a 27-year-old maritime carpenter who was approached for comment by our reporters.
"This is fucked,"
"You fucken journos spend most of your time in the...
