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Rest Of Nation Doesn’t Care That South Australia Is Probably Still Without Power

3 October, 2016 16:45 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | CONTACT With South Australia still reeling from significant natural disaster that has seen their entire state without power for nearly five days straight, this weekend's AFL and NRL grand finals have seen two of the most memorable drought-breaking victories in the history of Australian sport. The Western Bulldogs and Cronulla Sharks contest their last matches of the year...

Melbourne Storm Fans Say They Have Faith In Their Captain Cameron Cronk

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With only a few hours until a fairytale NRL Grand Final, rugby league fans across the country are beginning feel the nerves. Rugby league royalty will take to the pitch this afternoon, with only two possible outcomes. Either the Melbourne Storm establishes itself as the greatest non-founding NRL franchise, or the Cowboys win their third ever...

Wyatt Roy Explains: “I Felt Safer In Iraq Than I Do Back Home In Caboolture”

30 September, 2016. 15:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Liberal MP and Tarocash enthusiast, Wyatt Roy has today been berated by his former colleagues for deciding to travel to Iraq, as he adjusts to life outside the public eye. Mr Roy, whom Prime Minister Turnbull had appointed as an assistant minister before he lost his Queensland seat at the July 2...

Adelaide Residents Begin Throwing Bananas After Learning Of A Black Out In Their Street

28 September, 2016. 20:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The disastrous storms currently edging across South Australia have resulted in some bizarre behaviour from Adelaide residents, as many have begun responding in peculiar ways to the news that their entire city is without power. Local man, Jayden, a die-hard Port Adelaide Power fan has said that the moment he heard there...

Magda Szubanski Vows To Appear On At Least 8 More ABC Shows Before Christmas

28 September, 2016. 15:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what has been described as the most publicised book launch since Jamies Oliver's Italian, Australian Comedian Magda Szubanski has appeared on upwards of eighteen different ABC variety programs in the last four months. Whether she's having a portrait painted by an Archibald finalist, watching an Italian family cook dinner or throwing down with political...

Hillsong Church: “Jarryd Hayne’s Unborn Child Is A Result Of Immaculate Conception”

27 September, 2016. 14:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hillsong, the fastest-growing church in Australia is in damage control today, following the news that their posterchild, Gold Coast Titans star Jarryd Hayne is reportedly having a baby with a 25-year-old 'friend' named Amellia Bonnici. Brian Houston, founder and lead pastor of the church says Jarryd Hayne's alleged sex before marriage can be easily...

Local Greek Hoses Down Heavily-Concreted Driveway For Two Hours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Spero Bartzis, a 62-year-old from Brisbane's West End, has spent the last two and half hours hosing down his concrete driveway. The weathered grandfather of twenty-seven smiles as he blasts a high-powered garden hose onto his 'front lawn' - when asked why he dedicates so much time and water to this task, Mr Bartzis simply...

“Ban The Burka” Says Man Wearing Australian Flag Over His Face

21 September, 2016 11:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cooma man, Kerrod Keithington (35) says he finds all kinds of religious headwear intimidating. So much so, that he has started rallying in the streets protest the unlikely scenario of a Muslim moving into one of the three-story-rendered-brick-off-the-plan family homes in his predominately white suburb. "These people don't assimilate to OUR culture" he shouts, while dressed in at...

St Kilda Mum Hopes Kids Pick Their Genders Before They Get Sent To Elite Private Schools

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne mother, Lynne Seede, is having trouble deciding which elite private school she should book Tarquin and Geneva into. "I hope whichever religious institution we decide upon is supportive of Tarquin and Geneva's decisions," she says. "For the good part of the decade, I've successfully raised two gender-neutral children, but it's getting to that point where they might need to start...

Baby Boomer Who Did LSD Every Weekend In 1969 Calls The Cops About Music Coming From Local Pub

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local baby boomer, Francis Garvey (68) has already called the police thirteen times this weekend. The main issue, Francis says, is that she is having trouble watching her favourite reruns of small town BBC murder mysteries with the faint thuds of a vibrant live music venue at the end of her street. "This is not what...

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