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Local Man Has Literally Never Given Any Thought To Body Image In His Entire Adult Life

5 September, 2016 13:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Duncan McGrath (28) has literally never once thought about his own body image in a negative light. Despite being a solid buck with change and quite often indulging in consolation food , Duncan McGrath has always seemed to do well with the women and is relatively fit for a husky bloke. While excelling through life with a unique...

Local Dad Still Grinning And Kind Of Puffed After Random Father’s Day Nap With Mum

4 September, 2016 13:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dad, Richard Hartnell (55) is in a weirdly vibrant mood considering he's just woken up from a post-boozy lunch Father's Day nap. Starting the afternoon with roughly 6-8 cans of XXXX Gold with his adult sons and wife, Louella, over a Sunday roast - Mr Hartnell pulled up stumps at around 4ish, by making tracks...

Brisbane Man Gives Son Same Haircut As Wally Lewis For ‘Book Week’ Costume

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A photo of a young boy dressed up as Rugby League immortal Wally 'The King' Lewis - complete with a bald head - for his Brisbane school's 'book week' has gone viral. The picture of the youngster was seemingly shared online by his father, who has admitted to shaving the boy's head to make him look...

Meet The Muslim-Australian Women Who Have Defeated Islamophobia With The New ‘BurKelly’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an attempt to keep the ever-growing Islamophobic far-right movement off their backs, Australian-Muslim women have taken to dressing in a new 'Australianised' version of their traditional religious wear - The BurKelly. One local retailer has cashed in on the new idea. Lynne Seed (33) from the iconic fashion label Sweaty Mistress says the idea has been sitting their for years. "What...

Local Gentleman Makes It Clear On First Date That He Can’t Be Trusted With Nudes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local man Kevin Frogmagnet (28) has made a point of telling his date that he can't be trusted to not share nude photos - and that she should know the risks before she thinks about taking them, or allowing him to take them. Shortly before the mains were served on their first date at Panchetta's Italian, Kevin...

“Politics Don’t Interest Me” Says Man Who Enjoys Watching Monster Trucks Do Backflips

15 August, 2016. 10:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local man, Tyce Deardon (35) says he lost interest in politics a long time ago. As a non-unionised blue collar employee in an industry that isn't threatened by foreign manufacturing, Mr Deardon says neither the Labor or the Liberal party appeal to him. "They aren't doing anything or saying anything that matters to...

Don Dale Staff Relocated To Nauru At Peter Dutton’s Request

11 August, 2016. 17:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact   Following Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's call for a Royal Commission into the mistreatment of incarcerated Australian juveniles, the staff at the controversial Don Dale Correctional Centre have been relocated to the Nauru, at the request of Immigration Minister Peter Dutton. Speaking to the media today, Dutton explained why he had scouted the security...

Giant Pile Of Cocaine Steals The Show At #Rio2016 Olympic Opening Ceremony

6 August, 2016 14:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A giant pile has stolen the show at the Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony, in a stunningly choreographed appearance at centre of the stadium. Alongside dancing foam AK-47 assault rifles and an army of chainsaw weiilding lumberjacks cutting down brilliantly costumed 'Amazon rainforest trees', Brazillian supermodel Giselle Bundchen also impressed in a silver gown that sparkled through the huge...

QLD Premier Sniggers To Herself While Reading Out Yet Another Letter From Struggling Farmer

4 August, 2016 10:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the last twenty minutes, QLD Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has been struggling to hold back sinister chuckles as her dark sense of humour is entertained by yet another earnest hand-written letter from a desperate Outback farmer. It has believed that Palaszczuk's behaviour has given way to a feeling of uneasiness within her office, with even the...

QLD Royal Show Pays Tribute To Land-Clearing Laws With Inconvenient Gum Tree In Main Arena

2 August, 2016. 10:02 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Organisers of the Queensland Royal Show (also known as the EKKA) have been told today by the Palaszczuk Government that the giant, inconvenient gum tree in the showground's main arena must remain in the exact same state they found it. After years of crippling drought in inner-city Brisbane, the gum tree is a result of the fast-growing vegetation that...

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