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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Greater Western Sydney is not very making a sound this evening, as the region's AFL expansion club shoulder the humiliation of a 17.12 (114) to 3.7 (25) flogging in their first ever Grand Final appearance. The Richmond Tigers are now celebrating two flags in three seasons, after breaking their 37-year-drought in 2017. Today's sunny Saturday afternoon at the MCG was...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Have you been watching this shit? He's just slotted like four of them. More to come.

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT To the average diner, Phil Pierce looked like every other patron at the iconic Woodbine Sizzler, as he selected a dinner plate and moved past the losers at the soup station. But as he turned left towards the slow-moving traffic at the salad bar, it quickly became clear to all that he wasn't here to check out the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has responded to impassioned pleas by the people of Biloela at the United Nations by declaring the mandatory detention of children debate is subjecting Australian children to “needless anxiety”. Morrison was asked for his response to people of Biloela who had accused the political classes of failing the younger generations of Australian born Tamils. Morrison told reporters he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told Australians that we can all relax today, after building an understanding between his government and 99.9% of the world's scientists urging our country to acknowledge the Climate Change emergency. This comes after Morrison told the UN that critics "willingly overlook or ignore" Australia's work on climate change, simply because of how much coal...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A young couple from Betoota’s French Quarter have been accused of parting ways with traditional relationship conduct after travelling to Europe together and not posting a single picture of the two of them together. An anonymous Facebook friend of the couple says this behaviour suggests the two of them might have secret dating account profiles they don’t want sabotaged...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A construction site in deep Betoota Ponds is today once again graced with the pinging noises of a first-year apprentice's iPhone addiction. With only one portaloo between thirty blokes on site, ground zero for the new Ponds Shopping Arcade is not the best place to work if you want hide away. However, with a lull in work as the boss...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded to an impassioned scene in the Titanic (1997) during his most recent flight across the USA. The Prime Minister says he felt that the character Jack was subjecting himself to “needless anxiety” by making a big deal about being handcuffed to an internal water pipe on the lower deck in the early...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Archaeologists fossicking in the volcanic rock of Pompeii have today uncovered a stone tablet believed to be used by Titus Flavius Caesar Vespasianus Augustus during his time as Roman Emperor. The scriptures carved onto the tablet have since been translated from Latin, revealing a speech the leader gave to his nation's academics in early 79 AD, urging them to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane-based hospitality and gaming business-owner has shocked patrons at his inner-city pub today, by revealing that he's actually not actually from the Northern Territory and doesn't work as a cattle grazier. Prominent Albion pub owner, Chandler Tully-Ferrier (56) says he's more of a city boy, but, as he likes to point out, that's not too far from being...