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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT George Robert Christensen MP has today called for a Royal Commission into why Sizzler outlets are closing down across Australia. The rotund Member for Dawson has today announced that he can no longer remain silent over the fact that the nation's favourite all-you-can-eat restaurant chain is disappearing in front of our very eyes. "The $14 dollar salad...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AS THERE'S NOW ALMOST THREE TIMES as many genders as there was twenty years ago, the current toilet signage found throughout the world is coming under fire from everyday people. While being insensitive to melange sexualities and genders, the signs have also come under attack for not reinforcing a positive body image because of how...

BRUCE BACHETTO | Traffic | CONTACT Local police have warned they will be targeting drivers listening to trance this Easter break. The ban, which specifically aims to prevent people from listening to Darude's Sandstorm while driving, will run until Tuesday - after a spade of incidents involving the popular 90's tune. Shoalhaven man, Nathan Wells had a brush with death earlier this year...

25 March, 2016. 11:40 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what can only be described as an uncanny parallel to the biblical recount of Jesus Christ's death, local man Brent Yardy has been crucified by his cross missus today - not even 1985 years after a eerily similar experience was handed to the son of God. Brent claims his girlfriend, Bess,...

23 March, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN WHAT STARTED OUT in such dramatic and Fijian circumstances, now has all the hallmarks of a Labor-eque swan dive into political annihilation. For countless years, hedge fund manager Bruce O'Gorman says he couldn't wait for his old friend Malcolm Turnbull become prime minister. The Member for Wentworth was supposed to herald...

22 March, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BE CAREFUL OF WHO YOU connect with on social media, because one day, you could end up friending somebody like Dennis McGuvy. He has his favourites, then he has the ones he's saved to his external hard drive. "Summer is truly a magical time for me," said Dennis, breathing heavily. "People don't forget a...

21 March, 2016. 11:28 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IT'S NOT HAUNTED and nobody was gruesomely murdered there. Nor is it under the flight path of the local airport. Located the Brisbane blue-ribbon suburb of Ascot, this charming Queenslander is only moments from the city. It's on the market for nearly a million dollars less than the neighbouring property - but that's problem. The neighbours. After...

21 March, 2016. 8:28 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact GRADUATING AT THE TOP of your class isn't easy, no matter what you do. But for one Sydney law graduate, it came quite naturally. 24-year-old Sophia Ellis-Walter was admitted as a lawyer by the Supreme Court of New South Wales a month ago and since then, she's barely had enough time to sleep,...

18 March, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact POLICE IN NARCOTICS HOTSPOTS will be keeping an eye on people using ATMs this weekend, looking for people withdrawing $300 - the average cost of a decent bag of cocaine. The leafy Sydney suburbs of Bondi, Double Bay and Lakemba will be under the microscope, while New Farm, Hawthorne and Banyo have...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN around Australia have had the perfect gift to give their Dad on birthdays, Father's Days and Christmases for over a decade - and it's all thanks to one man. Peter FitzSimons. Those days might be coming to an end after the former Wallaby revealed this morning that he's running out of interesting...