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Spicing things up for episode 15 with conservative Murdoch commentator and columnist Miranda Devine. We ask the big questions this week and Miranda tells us how she processes the things she writes, in episode 15 of The ever popular Betoota Advocate Podcast. Editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker sit down with the controversial right-wing commentator, as she draws correlations between gay...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ingham’s truck driver Martin Gribble (43) is reportedly internally conflicted this morning as he casually contemplates his third Zinger of the week for lunch today. Having landed his job as an Ingham’s truck driver three years ago, Gribble has since lived out his childhood dream of visiting KFC daily for work, delivering fresh chook that has yet to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The trials and tribulations of living in a leafy suburban Queensland enclave were felt by all on Daroo Crescent in Betoota Grove this morning. Local tradesman, Leo, has had waited until 6:00 am on the dot to fire up his beloved drop saw - as his non-council approved renovations continue to edge further out the backyard. While Leo's neighbours try...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though this his third or fourth time catching an Uber, a local dad still appears to be battling with how his adult children are paying for these things. "Wait, so is this one of those ones that's already paid for?" asks 63-year-old Lionel Buckley. While it's been explained to him several times before, it seems the semi-retired kitchen appliances...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a rare trip to the bush, Bill Shorten has finally realised all those audience members who ask questions about societal disintegration on Q&A actually aren't being that dramatic. While visiting a one-horse brothel town somewhere in regional South Australia, the leader of the opposition was visibly startled by the obvious meth-related decay of a community that supposedly votes...

After over 12 months of research, a study by the Black Panther Sightings Organisation (BPSO) has confirmed that there must be a large number of big cats residing in Australia. The report found that over 16 separate towns and localities genuinely claim to have a panther lurking in their shire, leaving the researchers to estimate that there must be nearly 20...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Personal trainer Michelle Langley (24) has done the unthinkable and treated herself to some unpoached chicken for the first time since she began her strict meal plan three years ago. It was a cheat meal she had been planning on rewarding herself with for weeks. Upon finishing the 156-week ‘Kick-a-Chick’ meal and exercise plan, Langley immediately...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local piece of shit who loves polluting the atmosphere with the wafting smell of his own lack of self respect, has today made up for his personal shortfalls by providing a lighter to open the beers with. Pete Wheelwright (26) has been suck back the lung busters for years now, and as his mates gradually quit, he's one...

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ascot-based real estate tycoon, Darren Fanning (35) has today 'broken in' his brand spankin' Prado, after pulling the arse out and parking with two wheels on the nature strip outside his family home. Only months after picking up 'the beast' at Moorooka's magic mile, Darren is still yet to squeeze in a trip to Fraser Island with his other...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to its owners and other acquaintances, a local cat has spent most of it's spoilt life on its arse, and not doing any of the cool shit humans would do if they were cats. 3-year-old Fluffy has not once climbed to the top of a tree in the botanical gardens and very rarely struts along the top...