A Sydney woman is in a deep slumber, it can be confirmed.

Bridie Henson (29) from Sydney’s Castle Hill is fast asleep this morning, after a monster night out on the town.

Henson was just one of the hundred thousand or so who descended on Homebush yesterday evening for the night of a lifetime – aka a Taylor Swift Concert.

However, as is always the case with any event in Sydney’s Olympic Park precinct, the public transport was absolutely fucking dire.

Typical of any large gathering of people in the weirdly placed location, trains were clogged like a worksite portaloo.

With no where near enough trains to get all of the people back to central, like organisers were completely unaware that there would be a hundred thousand people out at Homebush, Bridie said she found herself caught in the crush.

“Yeah, it’s been fantastic,” she messaged our midnight to dawn reporter at about 2:30 am this morning.

“Just got back to Central station about 4 hours after the concert finished, and now Ive only got to wait another couple of hours till the next bus out to Castle Hill.”

“The one that was supposed to turn up in 10 minutes is apparently cancelled.”

“So I guess I’ll just go get some late night Maccas and stare at the wall because my phone and it’s accompanying power bank have both already run out of power.”

“I love this city.”

“I’ve told work I won’t be seeing them tomorrow.”

After some more quite angry messages we can’t quite repeat, she eventually let our reporter know she made it in the door around 8am this morning.

More to come.


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