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The Member for Grayndler and aspiring Labor Leader Anthony Albanese has today denied allegations regarding a disturbing event overnight.

Albanese has today strongly dismissed questions that he may have been behind a severed horse’s head turning up in Tanya Plibersek’s bed overnight.

After Plibersek, another aspiring Opposition Leader, who probably should have lead Labor to a victory over the weekend, told reporters early this morning that she awoke to a the horses head lying at the end of her bed and ruined Organically Grown and Fair Trade Certified cotton sheets.

Following rumours swirling that the boy from Camperdown may have called in a favour to help gain control of the bitterly divided Labor party, Albo says he’s actually got no idea what’s happened.

“I don’t know why you are looking at me,” said Albo brushing a leaf of his Milanese suit.

“I mean, maybe Tanya should consider her stance on the leadership, but I’ve got no idea how that horses head ended up in her little terrace house.”

“Something to think about I guess.”

“Anyway, while I’ve got you hear, I wish to make it known that I am the man who can unite the divided families of this party.”

The popular Labor man then told our reporters he didn’t have anything else to say on the matter, and hopes that he will be the only person contesting the Labor leadership when the ballot occurs.


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