Wendell Hussey

Diego Armando Maradona Smoking The Fattest Cuban Cigar In Heaven Today

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A titan of football and culture is having a lovely morning upstairs (Australian time), it can

Report: It’s Never Coming Home

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Never ever. Hahahaha. After 60 long years of carry on, the English have once again proven

Locals Assured They'll Only Need To Cut Showers To 3 Minutes And Stop Flushing Wees If Proposed Data Centre Goes Ahead

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The residents of Betoota's sprawling Plains district have today been given some reassuring news.

Lamine Yamal's Little Bro Filling The Social Media Void Left By Erling Haaland's World Cup Departure

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for avid and bandwagon World Cup fans alike, the social media content

EXCLUSIVE: Mitch Marsh Shares His Side Of The Story Behind Viral Charging Of Old Man

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of Australia's T20 cricketing team has finally broken his silence. After making

France Kick Off Ceremonial 12 Days Of Protests After Exiting World Cup

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the French football team packing their bags from the World Cup, the people of France

Bloke Who Just Walked Into Sauna Immediately Pours Water On Rocks Because He Can Already Tell It's Not Hot Enough For The Big Dog

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local big dog who prioritises himself above anyone else, has today lived his truth once

Last Week’s Spree Of Community Shattering Domestic Violence Murders Apparently Still Not As Important As Whatever These Clowns Are Talking About

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking but hardly surprising news, the nation's political and media class are

FIFA Assemble Special English Spider Cam At Atlanta Stadium Ahead Of Semi Final

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the World Cup reaches the pointy end, the organisation in charge of running the tournament

World Cup Deprived Man Battles Through Morning With A Couple Of Old Highlights And Some Funny Haaland Reels

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local worker bee in Betoota's Old City District has today spent the morning

Report: What An Absolute Joke Lol

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Conor McGregor has once again huffed and puffed and blown his house down. The aspiring Irish

Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&