Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Impulsive Friday Blow-Out Greatly Impacts Whatever The Misso Had Planned For Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking up late on Saturday afternoon, 29-year-old Carter Stephens didn’t feel like doing much – in
Guns N Roses Announce Tour Down Under For People With Too Much Money And No Fucken Ears
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ageing rock outfit Guns N’ Roses have confirmed they will return to Australia later this year
Family Glad Youngest Kid Finally Out Of Daycare And Into Elite Private School So They Can Start Saving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights family is celebrating this week as their youngest child is finally about to
Canadian-Australian Relations Collapse As Mark Carney Is Offered 'Poutine' At State Luncheon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Decades of diplomatic goodwill between Australia and Canada were undone this afternoon when visiting Canadian Prime
Sandgroper Chuckles As Simple East Coaster Mangles Pronunciation Of Yallingup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Perth native has let out a condescending chortle this afternoon as a colleague explained they&
"Who's The Softcock Now? Huh?" Says Tradie Plugging His Softcock EV Ute Into Worksite's 3-Phase Power Plug
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local electrician who spent recent months being called a softcock for buying a 2026 KGM
Local Woman Sees NEXT Graphic Suddenly Materialise Before Hinge Date Who Didn't Even Get Up To Greet Her
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local woman raised on what she describes as "good Queensland values" has
Jim Carrey Dispels Clone Rumours By Attending Show With Tape Around His Head
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just days after the internet collectively lost its mind over whether the real Jim Carrey had
Medically-Retired Clubman Comes To Training To Yell At Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A stalwart of the Betoota Heights Dolphins Rugby League Football Club who was medically retired at
Angus Taylor Begins Wooing Disenfranchised Liberals Back With Dramatic Weight Gain And A New Red Bob
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The road back from electoral oblivion for the Liberals begins today in Albury as Opposition leader
Island Nation That Relies Entirely On International Law Totally Cool About It Becoming Optional
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Government has reassured taxpayers that recent innovations in preventative strike doctrine are unlikely to have
TGIF: Barnaby Splits The "P" After A Big Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce has ended a demanding sitting week by successfully "splitting the P" on