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A modern day stockman at the local Coles has once again survived several allegations of calling people fuckwits and smoking dirty bungers.
The pimply teenager, who claims to have punched on with blokes as old as 19, will not be getting fired for his recent misconduct.
Management states that Corey (15) is too damn good at his job to be replaced with just any other local hoodrat – and while they acknowledge that his anti-social behaviour is a considered flaw, it’s one they are willing to overlook.
Following a number of stern complaints about his behaviour, the suggested termination of his employment has been completely squashed, the barely-enrolled-local-high-schooler elegantly musters a mob of twenty steel heffers into the suburban cattle crush, which is situated between the disabled carp parks and the entrance to the BWS.
“Find me someone else who navigate car park traffic and the physics of stacked trolleys while scootering on one foot” said the Central Betoota Coles assistant director, Gareth.
“The kid is brash, he’s rude, he’s lippy – and i’m pretty sure he’s been selling to people while in work clothes – but we didn’t hire him because he was a choirboy”
“Choirboys don’t move trolleys like he does”
