Bouncer Behaving Pretty Much Exactly Like The People He’s Kicking Out

This is a pretty respectable venue. People like me don't belong here. Unless I'm being paid to keep people like me out,"

Bouncer Behaving Pretty Much Exactly Like The People He’s Kicking Out

16 December, 2015 17:45

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Local nightclub bouncer, Roddy Blake, spent a good part of last night forcefully removing patrons from the venue he is employed by.

“Smoking, spitting, swearing, rowdy behaviour… That’s a pretty good indicator that it’s time for you to get ‘pretzeled’ out of the place,”

While Mr Blake acknowledges the importance of his job, he also recognises that he probably would not be allowed anywhere near this venue, if he wasn’t employed there.

“Mate, If I wasn’t working here… I wouldn’t know how to act,”

“The stuff I’m kicking people out for, that’s all I know… What the fuck do you do in a pub if you aren’t allowed to drink, smoke and fight,”

“There is no way my mates would be allowed in here,”

“This is a pretty respectable venue for Betoota. People like me don’t belong here. Unless I’m being paid to keep people like me out,”

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