Kid’s unmoderated consumption of chocolate makes up for having to go to church

Kid’s unmoderated consumption of chocolate makes up for having to go to church

3 April, 2015. 13:15

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

Eight year-old local boy, Jake Williment says the concept of Easter is very bizarre for people his age.

“They make us get up so early and go to church. Why do we have to go to dumb Church?”

“Church is dumb and boring. My grandparents like it but that’s only because they get to eat the bread. I think it’s dumb and boring”

Jake says Church "sucks"
Jake says Church “sucks”

Jake says that, while the hyper-religious element to Easter is extremely off-putting, the westernized concept of chocolate being delivered overnight by a mysterious bunny rabbit is “really cool”.

“On Easter, I get to eat as much chocolate as I want and my parents won’t even stop me,”

“Church is so boring but I get to eat as much chocolate as I want. Last year I vomited”

 

Jake Williment has gone as far as eating blocks of  cadbury chocolate on Easter
Jake Williment has gone as far as eating entire blocks of cadbury chocolate on Easter

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