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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the smoothbrain city boys that took up the game of golf over the pandemic says being a leftie is makes finding quality used clubs much harder because only a small percentage of players globally do it in the inverted fashion. Recently retrenched LinkedIn account manager Spencer McCullum explained to our reporter that he's...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Singer Kamahl has indicated that he will now support the Yes vote at last weekend's referendum to amend the constitution to recognise Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders as the original inhabitants of the Australian continent and form a basic advisory panel to consult only on issues that affect decisions that impact upon their way...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Foreign-owned conglomerate Uber has warned the Albanese Government's sweeping industrial relations reforms aimed at giving "gig economy" workers the same rights as other workers could see the cost of their service skyrocket. That would mean many of the nation's fat and lazy would either have to part with more money for their to-the-door Pad Thai...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter commis politely declined the exceptionally generous offer from the head chef to enjoy a leftover burger tp enjoy on his break, opting instead to eat a small bowl of cold chips while he listens to deep house music at a very high volume in the public bar. Chef Dominic Munro was seen...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights sole trader has come across the Betoota Shire Council's road team out on the Durie Development Road this morning, and he's made a mental note to come back this evening with a length of someone else's good hose and a few jerry cans. Darryn Hartog is coming back because he's planning to...

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHot-shot finance execs who follow me on YouTube and Instagram know that every decision an important person like us makes can send ripples through global markets. And it’s very important people like you and me that you need to have around you at all times to not only make you a more effective finance hot-shot,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pop-soul crooner Kamal played a show at Betoota Heights Workers Club last night to a sell out crowd, treating the audience to showtune favourite's such as "Wonderful World", "Chattanooga Choo Choo" and "Adam's Song". As the singer went to get breakfast this morning at the French Quarter's Le Pisse Dans Ma Poche Cafe on...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local electric vehicle owner has spoken of how much of a shame it is that petrol prices are probably going to $3 before Christmas - before chuckling to himself and smelling the ghost of last night's vegetarian lasagna as it burst through his arsehole and into his Tesla Model X's vegan leather seats. Because...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce's stirring debut novel, 'Weatherboard & Iron: Politics, The Bush And Me,' has been sitting untouched in a Sydney 'Street Library' for over a year, according to one local resident. Upon discovering the 2018 post-modernist neo-gonzo novel in his street library, Annandale man Joe Grout said his little yuppie toes almost curled right off. The...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Over the weekend, a Betoota Heights real estate agent was holding court in the front bar of the Bjelke Joke Hotel after selling an entire block of French Quarter apartments to an investor in China that's planning on keeping them empty until the land value increases enough to redevelop them. "They are going to...