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The construction crew working on the next door neighbour’s renovations had a fucking blinder over the weekend, you shoulda been there.
Except, you really didn’t need to be there, because between the wafts of Winfield Gold, the entire 60 hours have been described in great detail just a couple of inches from your bedroom window.
It all started with the Broncs taking down the Cows on Friday night, it seems the entire company were watching that at a nearby tavern that puts on free spring rolls at knock off.
That was followed by a bucks party on the Goldie on Saturday. That’s what Todd and Doosa got up to anyway. Darren was playing babysitter to the kids while his missus went and stayed with her mum who’s been sick.
Darren seems more interested in what Todd and Doosa got up to though, because after five years of marriage, he’s living through them nowadays haha.
Apparently, the blokes organising the weekend away had lined up strippers, but turns out they were only topless waitresses but, still, they were good sorts and actually one of them stuck around and went out with the boys to Jupiters. They were actually good company.
Sunday was pretty low key, while the other fellas were licking their wounds and watching movies at home, Darren took his kids fishing down in the bayside with their pop, some fuckwit at the boat ramp was pissed and making an absolute goose of himself, he reckons he reckons he gave him a real dressing down haha.
