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The Prime Minister travelling to San Fransisco overnight to inform the Illuminati that Phase 1 of Bill Gates’ masterplan for society is now complete in Australia.

The meeting took place at Bohemian Grove, which is somewhere in the Californian Bay Area and has long been associated with New World Order theories.

At the meeting were other world leaders such as the President of Tuvalu, Kausea Natano and US President Donald Trump. Both expressed their delight at the news Scott Morrison shared.

“Great work, Scott,” said Kiwi Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern.

“Must be hard with all those anti-vaxxers you have!”

The meeting was then adjourned so the group could sacrifice Michael D. Higgins, the Irish president, to Bill Gates.

Mr Gates was unable to attend the meeting due to prior commitments.

Scott Morrison arrived back in Sydney this morning, where he gave a quick doorstop at Kirribilli House.

“Yes, the meeting went well,” he said to ABC Breakfast’s Big Mike.

“Donald looked very healthy. His skin looks as rosy as the time we gave Clive Palmer pink belly at Public Bar in Manuka. Because that’s what we do,”

“Ok guys, thanks.”

More to come.


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