Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a boat full of a rare rat virus somewhere in the South Atlantic and
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Coles, Woolies To Charge For In-Store Air Due To Iran Conflict
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's two largest supermarket chains have today confirmed that shoppers will soon be
Real Estate Agent Not Panicking Yet But Just Opening The Door And Playing On Your Phone Not Really Working Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After nearly a decade of frictionless commission-harvesting in the French Quarter, 29-year-old Brayden Dunleavy of long-established
Nation’s Stoners Praise Scary Movie For Finally Rebooting A Horror They Can Actually Follow After 4 Cones
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for bong lords (reformed and still practicing) around the country, a well
Nation Rests Assured That Even If Flights Are Cut Back And Become Too Expensive, We Have A World-Class Rail Network To Get Around On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians have been urged not to panic about the ongoing collapse of domestic aviation, with spokespeople
RBA Again Decides Best Response To Corporate Price Gouging And Record Government Spending Is To Flog First Home Buyers With A Bullwhip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has this week confirmed it will raise interest rates for the
Gorgeous Autumnal Weather Doing The Heavy Lifting Of Spirits Right Now
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As beautiful big blue skies cover Betoota today, autumn is pretty awesome, it can
Harry's Mind Wanders From Whatever Boring Function He's At To A Simpler Time When He Was At The Richards In Mitchell Enjoying A Few Off The Wood As A Young Ringer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sources close to the Duke of Sussex have confirmed that sometime during his current Australian tour,
2026 Just One Big Treat For Conspiracy Theorists
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT One of the two remaining operational oil refineries in Australia has caught ablaze overnight, and conspiracy
Federal Government Immediately Announce State Of Emergency And $2.4 Billion Funding After 4.5 Earthquake In NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government of Australia has today been quick to react to a natural disaster. In
Qantas Takes Drastic Action To Preserve Billion Dollar Profit By Cutting Services And Raising Fares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas said on Tuesday it had raised fares, slashed domestic flight capacity and cancelled routes as
5 Weeks In, These Terrified Fuel Conscious Grey Nomads Are Still Bunkering Down At Free Campsite
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the conflict in the Middle East drags on for another week, a pair of weary
Harry And Megan Are Here And [Insert Sky News Host] Does Not Like That One Bit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The King's son and his wife are here and our hot-headed cousins down the