Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Cousin's New Boyfriend Celebrates A Bit Too Much After Yorking Granny
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Christmas Day luncheon in Betoota Heights has been officially written off after a
Jealousy Oozes Off New Dad Watching Carefree Little Cousins Get Drunk At Christmas
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact On any other stinking hot Betootan summer’s day, you’d be forgiven for thinking
Husband Once Again Fails The ‘Lets Not Do Presents This Year’ Test
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Local man Roger Blackmore has once again found himself caught with his metaphorical pants down
England Player Ratings But As Characters From The Inbetweeners
EDITORIAL England didn’t just lose the Ashes in Australia. They played every note of a performance that has become
Smudge Reportedly Feeling Much Better This Morning After Ride On The O-Bahn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Steve Smith has reportedly woken up "feeling a lot better" this morning
Woman Whose Apartment Has A Rooftop Forgot How Popular She Gets This Time Of Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Sydney woman that has rooftop access has once again been reminded just how popular
Local Man Reaches Age Where A Quiet, Drunken Boxing Day Becomes One Of The Best Days Of The Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has finally reached the age where a carefree, slightly drunken, lazy boxing day
Sydney's Backpacker Community Prepare For A Calm, Clean And Sober Get Together At Bronte Beach
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Sydney’s backpacker community is gearing up for what they’ve promised will be a totally
Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
Politicians Plagued By Infighting And Tantrums Unsurprisingly The Only Leaders Not Calling For Unity And Calm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is still reeling from the horrific anti-semitic attacks that took place at Bondi Beach
Family Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Rogue Son Lands A Plum Job On Local Infrastructure Project
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family is walking on clouds today, after learning some fantastic news. The Arnott’s,
"Make Me Look Like The LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard" Brett Lee Tells Barber
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian fast bowler Brett Lee has reportedly issued a very specific instruction to