13-Year-Old Cousin Says Haumole First Tryscorer And NSW 13+ Is An Absolute Lock Tonight, You Pussy

13-Year-Old Cousin Says Haumole First Tryscorer And NSW 13+ Is An Absolute Lock Tonight, You Pussy

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A Wollongong man has today been 'put on the gronk' by his much younger cousin.

Alfie Miller (28) from the cosmopolitan suburb of Mangerton received the aura mogging a short time ago, after being called out for his lack of desire to gamble on tonight's game of footy.

Engaging in a group chat conversation with the extended male members of his dad's side of the family, Miller said he's not a betting man anymore, but if he was, he'd struggle not to put money on Queensland tonight.

That then prompted the incident, with his uncle's youngest fella Aidan conducting a full drive by.

"hahaha, NSW 13+ and the big schmole are an absolute LOCK," send Aidan, who might be over reaching with the grown adults in his extended family.

"just like you are a lock for being an absolute pussy."

Rattled by the message, Alfie says he didn't really know what to do.

"Like do I light him up? Do I call his dad? I've already called my dad and he's threatened to give him a hiding."

"But what the fuck."

"How does he even know this shit?"

"World's gone mad."

"I guess I'll just leave it for a sec and try and gather my thoughts."

"Am I pussy?"

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