"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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“I Don't Want To Make An Enemy Out Of Pauline” Says Man That Had Her Thrown In Prison For Electoral Fraud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has elected a new national president in the shape of former Prime Minister
Dragons Fans Finally Celebrate Not Getting Fucked Over By The Ref For First Time In 15 Matches
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos endured their most embarrassing NRL loss of the season yesterday, after a dismal
7 Things That Pauline Hanson Will Be Awesome At When She Becomes Prime Minister
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the media working itself into a frenzy over a string of polls before we'
National Party Shocks Voters By Making Stunning Commitment To Net Zero Seats By 2028
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have this weekend dropped a political bombshell. The self-proclaimed party
“The Fuck Kind Of Pub Doesn’t Have Miller Chill?” Says Outraged Tweed Breed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A late-20s Tweed local has reportedly been left a state of pure indignation after a
Old Codger Who Never Once Caught The Train Prepared To Die Before Letting Abandoned Line Become A Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local old codger has confirmed he is willing to die to prevent the
Famous Person Confirmed As A 'Great Bloke' After 45 Second Interaction With Dad At The Shops
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news from Betoota Heights, a local father of 3 has confirmed that a
Experts Agree Best Cure For Seasonal Depression Is Going To Karaoke With Some Filos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the winter months roll around, Australians may notice a slump in their morale and heightened
"Wow, What A Budget" Says Career Public Servant Who Lives Above A Metro Station In A New Flat, Harbouring The Ambition Of A Well-Fed House Cat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queensland Health worker, who does something with a computer in the department'
Huge Week For Aussies In London Who Love Telling Poms That This Isn’t Even That Hot Aye
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The recent heatwave in London has been absolutely huge for Clapham Australians who really want their
Humiliation As The Falling American Empire Gets High Speed Rail Before Us
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Australians are struggling to process reports that the pseudo-"developed" country of the United
EDITORIAL: 'A Rare Moment Of Self-Awareness From A Lifelong Australian Conservative'
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT As much as I resent this soft-cock left-wing dystopia we find