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Report Finds The Winter Blues End The Moment The Mandarins Arrive

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once again, Australians right around the country are remembering how cold it gets in this country.

Ford Raptor Driver Spotted Adhering To The Speed Limit

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has caused a scene this afternoon, after a rather unusual move on

Local Bloke Kicks Can Down The Road With Three Months Of Rego

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A car that would be lucky to pass a roadworthy test is expected to

Local Soccer Dad Furious After 14-Year-Old Ref On $20 An Hour Misses Minor Foul In Under-8s Match

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local man has become enraged this morning during his 8-year-old daughter’s soccer

Former NRL Prodigy Returns Home To Captain-Coach Bush Footy Side Full Of Plumbers And Abattoir Workers

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bush footy club on the brink of collapse is expected to be saved

Woman Who Accidentally Clicked On Vaguely Sketchy Link Last Night Unsure If She Should Warn Entire Personal Network

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is today on edge her friends and family may have already received

Year 1 Class Self Portrait Tea Towel Still Getting A Good Run At Mums

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 2003 tea towel featuring a 30 year old man's classroom's self

Grandpa Nods Politely Through Explanation Of Career He Will Never Understand

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local grandfather has politely nodded his way through a description of a career he has

Experts Estimate Melburnians Lose 9.5 Hours Each Weekend Queuing For Useless Bakeries And Sample Sales

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A new report emerging from Betoota University has found the average Melburnian spends approximately 9.5

Home Made Rice Paper Rolls Testing Man's Patience

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who agreed to make rice paper rolls for dinner with his partner is

Local Girl Risks A Week Of Head Noise For Her Boyfriend By Making Another Short King Joke

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota couple is seriously on the rocks this week after the girlfriend completely misjudged

Bloke Who Orders Well Done Steak At Restaurant Also Needs It Chopped Into Itty Bitty Mouthfuls

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who insists on ordering his steak well done at restaurants is now facing