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Porcelain Skinned Woman Just Wishes One Of These Influencers Would Make Rashies Acceptable Again

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman cursed with a complexion incompatible with the Southern Hemisphere is today sending out a

"Oh Awesome A Flying Car" Says Man Who Just Paid 190 Bucks To Fill Up Non-Flying Car

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local motorist has spoken to The Advocate this week about a nice moment in his

Victorian Premier Ben Carroll Announces Free Petrol Starting Yesterday Ending Yesterday

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Victorian Premier Ben Carroll is reportedly kicking himself after driving away from a petrol station without

Android User Feeling Hard Done By After Learning Pornhub Is Still Out Of Bounds For Him

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local contrarian has this week engaged in yet another protracted debate with his mates about

Australia Sends 100 Million Le Snaks In Foreign Aid To France

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia has sought to try and repair it's relationship with the French today, by

Sports

Report: This Is Pretty Hard

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby league fans are suddenly outspoken fashion critics today, as the PNG Chiefs finally unveil their

"Who Am I Gonna Tell?!” Says Woman Who Is Obviously Telling Her Boyfriend The Moment She Gets Home

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Three young people in Betoota Plains have today become privy to some top-secret small-town

“Entrepreneurship Is Being Punished” Says Innovator Who Turned An Inheritance Into Property Investments

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Betoota's favourite sons has today gone WHACK on the Albanese Government and

The Nation

Young Couple Trapped In A Small Town Head Up To The Lookout And Listen To Tracy Chapman's ‘Fast Car’ Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young French Quarter couple are set to spend the early evening up on

Politics

Unregulated Spread Of Online Hate Speech And Toxic Misinformation Proven To Have Tragic Real Life Consequences

A solemn mood has swept across the country today, after a senseless and violent attack on the much loved regional

Calls For Man City To Be Relegated To The A League

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the footballing world continues to debate just how badly the Manchester City Football Club should

NAB Cuts 2500 Jobs In Pre-Christmas Gift To Shareholders

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact National Australia Bank has announced plans this week to cut up to 2,500