Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Pauline Hanson Turns Around Plummeting Opinion Polls By Offering Her Balanced And Empathetic Opinions On Domestic Violence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's aspiring Prime Ministers has today offered up another insight into
Adelaide's Motels Prepare For Influx Of Ugly People Sex Ahead Of Labor Party's National Conference
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Some of Australia's least aesthetically pleasing citizens are descending upon the South Australian capital
Nine Newspapers Sack 30 Journos But Keep The Birdbrain Millionaire Executives That Keep Putting Them In The Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact History is repeating itself this week as journos and workers suffer the consequences for
Film Critics Agree The Only Thing Missing From 'The Odyssey' Is Eric Bana Speaking In A Thick Broadmeadows Accent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an era of second-screen viewing and underwhelming streaming slop, it can be confirmed this
Tassie Devils Set To Offer A Lifetime Supply Of Scallop Pies To Any Foundation Players
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The newest AFL team are making a splash this week, it can be confirmed. Fresh off
"I Hear The 'Globalist Parasites' Are Trying To Charm You Back To The Nationals, Barnabas?" Asks Senator Malcolm Roberts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are whispers around Canberra this week that St Barnabus of Danglemah wants to
Cooker Uncle Who Thinks Albo Is Fucken Useless Also Thinks He Has Orchestrated A Nation Wide Trigger Sensor To Activate The Microchips Inserted Into 97.2% Of The Country Through Vaccines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local uncle of 9 is this week doing everything in his power to protect his
RSPCA Reports Thousands Of Calls From Inner City Suburbs After ABC Broadcasts A Dog Being Disciplined
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian Deputy Prime Minister turned fringe minor party MP, Barnaby Joyce sent shockwaves of horror
NSW Premier Chris Minns Told The Price For Missing State Housing Targets Is His Kneecaps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are cracks in the economy this week that this government, and every government
Maker Of World's Shittest Cars Announces Australian Exit Because Nobody Is Buying Their Shit Cars Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global conglomerate carmaker Stellantis has this week decided to stop selling Fiats in Australia
Alcohol Excise Tax Reaches Inevitable Point Where Australians Roll The Dice On A Poisonous Black Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT More than 30% of Australia's independent bottle shops are selling illegal alcohol products - with
"It's A Serious Departure From The Book" Says Man Who Thinks Anyone Cares
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local scholar has this week made a concerted effort to show off his literary prowess.