Cooker Uncle Who Thinks Albo Is Fucken Useless Also Thinks He Has Orchestrated A Nation Wide Trigger Sensor To Activate The Microchips Inserted Into 97.2% Of The Country Through Vaccines

Cooker Uncle Who Thinks Albo Is Fucken Useless Also Thinks He Has Orchestrated A Nation Wide Trigger Sensor To Activate The Microchips Inserted Into 97.2% Of The Country Through Vaccines

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A local uncle of 9 is this week doing everything in his power to protect his extended family.

Brett Williams (59) is doing so by calling and messaging all of his brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews, to alert them to the fact that the government is completing the next stage of "UN Total Control."

The completion of the brainwashing step according to Brett will come in the form of a national trigger sensor sent out next Monday, that will apparently activate the microchips inserted into any Australians who got the Covid jab.

Brett's concerns follow confirmation from the government that the AusAlert national mobile test will go ahead on Monday, July 27, at 2pm AEST.

The test is part of the new emergency response system being rolled out by the government, to allow them to communicate directly with citizens affected by national and local disasters.

However, while there have been some concerns from states and territories about the overlap and the cohesion between themselves and the feds - it's actually way way scarier than that according to Brett.

Despite thinking that Anthony Albanese is the 'most useless bloke on the planet' Brett says the PM is actually part of a cover global scheme designed by the UN to trigger the microchips inside all of the Australia, without them suspecting a thing.

"Mate, laugh all you want, but if you don't turn off your phone at 2pm next Monday, you will be at the behest of you know who..." said Brett to The Advocate.

When pressed on how the guy 'who couldn't organise a root in a brothel' is in charge of a nationwide scheme to manipulate people's minds through microchips that not a single person has thought to speak out about, Brett committed some mental gymnastics.

"Well he's obviously a puppet mate," said Brett.

"Like an evil puppet and that."

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