EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has today gotten in an argument with a coworker, after a pleasant chat about food devolved into a slew of character assassinations.
It’s alleged Freya Ford [25] was killing time by asking colleagues inane questions about their food preferences, including best Arnotts biscuits and which Shapes flavour was the superior option.
Despite having a few disagreements on where Chicken Crimpies stood on the list, the conversations had been somewhat civil until the topic of ice cream flavour came up – which saw Freya discovering that the Marketing Manager Paul, was clearly a man of zero taste.
“I love choc mint”, Freya had said, “it’s so refreshing.”
“Yuck why the fuck would you want toothpaste ice cream?”, said Paul, looking disgusted.
Swivelling in her chair to give him an eye watering glare, Freya ferociously asked what his favourite flavour is, and let out a raucous laughter when Paul answered with ‘boysenberry.’
“Nup, you don’t have a leg to stand on.”
“If you don’t like mint you have a child’s palate, sorry.”
“Fruit flavoured ice cream is shit tier.”
More to come.
