EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
For local woman Flo Langley [26], there is nothing that quells her insatiable desire for some salty carbohydrates than a single slice of processed cheese.
She’s a cliche, and she’s okay with that. Just like she knows she’s a cliche for loving the savvy b, pot plants and saying ‘I’m such a slut for…’ followed by [insert the following: ‘burrata, the humble ham cheese croissant, etc etc’]
Flo had originally bought a packet of swiss cheese with the sole intention of making some nice toasted sandwiches, but deep down, she knows it won’t be used for that.
For her heart desires a single slice of cheese to nibble on, preferably late at night.
In the darkness.
Like the little rat girl she is.
More to come.
