What one local man thought was a flawless pick-up has drastically turned into something far more complex and layered, it has been confirmed.

While hopping into his jeans this morning, Lewis Cranney (23) noticed something he hadn’t picked up on last night. Kids toys sprawled across the living room floor.

The radical change in the expected direction and outcome of the encounter has left Lewis feeling like he might have to keep moving, in case he is spotted by a child who will remember seeing ‘other men around the house’ for the rest of their life.

“I would have never picked it” he says.

“Not that I could tell anyway… I’m pretty sure she said she had housemates last night”

“I hope to God she doesn’t refer to her kids as housemates to soften the blow for blokes like me”



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