KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A man who owns a Kia Picanto is been labelled an optimist today, for thinking he’ll be able to move house without hiring a proper vehicle.
The Advocate understands this weekend local Betoota IT Support Manager Jerrod Quinn is attempting to move house with a car that’s smaller than a cubby house.
Taking apart his dining room furniture with a screwdriver on the front lawn, Jerrod’s attempt to solely use his comedically tiny car is reportedly providing much needed entertainment to local residents on Lockyer Crescent.
“There’s no way he’d gonna move all his belongings in that thing, it can barely fit his groceries”, said Graham Jenkins, Jerrod’s next door neighbour.
A tight ass from birth, it’s believed all week Jerrod’s been on the receiving end of furious ridicule from his mates, who have implored him to investigate whether he can hire one tonne truck or a Toyota Hi-Ace.
Speaking to one mate, Nathan Ridley (34), Jerrod’s decision to skip investing any dollars into his house move will likely cause much further life pressures for weeks to come.
“Jerrod thinks I’m here to help, but to be honest I’ve just dropped by to tell him to just shut his eyes and pay the damn $600 for a truck for the day!”
“He can barely transport a drawer of cutlery and his microwave to the new house in one trip, he’ll be doing this move for the next two months if he keeps this up!”
Staring at the collection of wooden legs lay strewn across his front verge, Jerrod told The Advocate he was still pretty confident his Kia Picanto could do the job.
“Nah, I’ll lay one of the seats down and I should be able to fit in the toaster and maybe even the kettle on the next trip”
“There’s no chance you guys have a ute in your Advocate news fleet aye, now that I think about it, moving my grand piano might be a bit tricky…”
More to come.
